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n. worms that wash up from the ground during rainstorms and helplessly dehydrate in the sun afterward into a hard squiggle.
"Ew, don't step on that worm jerky - it crunches underfoot in such an unsettling manner."
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said of old woman genitalia; old beaver; includes the area near the clitoris; available to old men who can't get anything better
Is beaver jerky any good? You seem young to have settled for beaver jerky. Beavery jerky is better than nothing.
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The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.
They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.
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A very dried out and loose vagina, caused by over sexytiming it up or even the long term effects of gravity.
Also known as: Beef Curtains
Shari had to wear a dress to her ankles to hide her jerky drapes.
I tried to eat shari out, but her jerky drapes sucked me in and i got stuck.
My mom has jerky drapes.
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Jizz Cum The Act of Male ejaculation.
After the date, I gave kerry a Jerky Slurpy for dessert and made her take the bus home.
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A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and Silent Bob are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 91.7 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.
Dont be a jerkey.
You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.
You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....
"OK Jerkey!! Get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see dickbeaters)
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When a girl thinks she has any talent what so ever at giving a guy a handjob and she rips the skin off your cock and your cock bleeds, the following morning you wake up with a scab instead of a clean dick
Man that fucking Rachael chick, took me into the closet last night and gave me a fucking Beef Jerky. Now my cock is out of comission for at least a week,I wanna snuff that hoe in the face!!!!!
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