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When you and another sexual partner engage in depraved sexual intercourse while driving a go-kart. Each partner is dressed as either John, Garfield or Odie (or a combination of the three)
Yeah, my girlfriend and I can't wait to go 'garf-karting' on the weekends.
an extreme juicy fart ; farting with such massive force the universe has to be reset to hold the impact.
Jesus girls, i just had a burrito and i just karted.
this is competitive mario kart 8 deluxe, twelve players of similar skill vote on one of these four formats
PG: Sitting on someone's lap, moaning, and getting hard.
PG-13: Playing Mario Kart and then later sleeping together.
Gavin: "Chris, remember when we were Mario-Karting the other day?"
Chris: "Yes, daddy."
Gavin: "We should do that again."
Chris: "Yes, daddy."
Something to say to your friend when they get Mario Karted.
Dave: wtf bro i just dropped to last place
John: Welcome to Mario Kart
The process of hooking up with two Vietnamese girls in the back of a shitty Honda Civic, performing ass to mouth with one and letting the other fuck you with a strap on.
Ben: Yo bro, how did your night go with those to Vietnamese chicks?
Chris: We had a fun night, we just did a little Vietnamese Go-Kart, then headed back home for dinner.
When you use karts online and everyone targets you.
When I go on CTWW I get screwed over by kart luck.