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to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony
we had band practice last night.. i played mandy a nice symphony on her "rusty Keyboard"
Noun (plural keyboard visitors)
(informal, derogatory) A person who state that they’d come to or visit a place in an online text-based discussion media, but at the same time does not bother to visit said place in real life, potentially due to being a good liar or downright laziness. downright abil
Don’t be a keyboard visitor, why don’t you actually drop by and have a meal
keyboard cat came from a video uploaded in 2007. this became very popular. all though keyboard cat has died the owner has another cat thats apparently keyboard cat 2
death: come with me keyboard cat
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best
Something so disastrous that it cannot be reversed. A REALLY STICKY SITUATION.
Dude, I got bad news. How bad? Sauce on the keyboard bad.
The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.
"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"
To assertively and quickly press a number of random keys on someone else's phone or computer, while they are currently using it.
Jessica was ignoring everyone in the room, while using her phone, so I reached over and keyboard raped her.
A term used for somebody that acts like he/she is tough on the internet, they do this because they cannot be seen, and nobody knows there real identity.
Guy 1: "this guy on youtube 'cocksucker6' is trying to act tough, hes a bitch."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, hes Keyboard Thuggin'."
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