Mr. Kirby

perfect being who communicates effectively with children and poses as the reason for students waking up every morning. With a smile on his face every student that he has is inspired by him.

Boy: We have a new teacher in our school, he is so great!
Girl: Is she a Mr. Kirby
Boy: Almost, but there is only one person in the world I know who can fit that category
Girl: I know who your talking about

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Flaming Kirby

To dip ones penis in gasoline, light it on fire and ass rape someone.

Brain prefers the oral flaming kirby

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kirby with a knife

Kirby with a knife is Kirby with a fucking knife

“Yo I’m scared...”
“Why?”
“Because Kirby with a Knife is gonna fucking kill me 😰”
“Ooo shit”

Kirby Blowjob

By putting a vaccum cleaner tube on penis and turning it on high

You know I like to do a kirby blowjob when I'm lonely

Max Kirby

a guy who regularly skips school in pursuit of either skiing or chillaxing

Teacher :"Is Max Kirby here today?"
Student : "Naw fam. You know Max Kirby, he took the day off to shred!"

Reverse Kirby

The Nintendo character Kirby uses massive suction to absorb beings and gain their abilities. A reverse Kirby is the act of bending over and sucking a person into your ass/vagina in order to reach sexual climax.

That bitch was kinky. Straight up tried to Reverse Kirby me.

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Kirby Party

Underground event at an anime convention where the only clothing alowed is a stuffed animal to hide your genitals. It is believed to have originated at Katsucon.

"Billy forgot his stuffed animal, so he had to visit the dealer's room before he went to the Kirby Party"

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