Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS)

When you haven’t seen a puss puss for a while and you start to yearn.

person 1:*shivers*
person 2: “What’s wrong?”
person 1: “i- i have a real, bad case of Lack of Vag Syndrome (LVS).”
person 2: “aww i’m sorry... hey- if you want too, i’d be willing to show.”

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lack of booty makes you moody

When you don't have a big butt and you get mad over it

"You're annoying!!"
"Well, lack of booty makes you moody"
"Shutup"

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what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks

discription of a man whom god has not graced with the good looks of Jared Leto but has given the bank balance of Bill Gates, thus making the aforementioned individual attractive.

"That Roman Abramovich, Chelsea football club owner, jeeze, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks."

"Oh good Lord, that Bill Gates, founder of Microsoft, what he lacks in looks he makes up for in bucks, kinda."

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Lack of Girlfriend disease

It is fatal, the victim will suffer intense heartbreak until receiving medication, which is obtained from seeing their partner.

“Help, i’m going to die, i haven’t seen my girlfriend in a week, i think i have lack of girlfriend disease”

Suspicious lack of towers

Huh,i wonder what thats supposed to mean.....

"Yo bro did you see,wasnt there like two towers ?"
"Huh,that a Suspicious lack of towers..."

Lacking a Mathew

When someone says something stupid.

Oscar: Hey, we have the same birthday!
Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?

said am never lacking

Am always with the strapped
Am always with the gang and those who will protect me

‘Said am never lacking’ was pop smoke’s anthem