This term refers to the 2020 election scandal in which the Democratic Party nominees (Joe Biden) son left his personal laptop at a repair shop and forgot about it and it then proceeded to wind up in local officials hands because it was left. A year later, former NYC mayor and personal lawyer for president Donald Trump; Rudy Giuliani, acquired a copy of the laptops hard drive through the fbi and published redacted contents of it which included various scandals. All of which are currently under investigation. Despite many media outlets claiming the laptop itself to be Russian disinformation, the fbi themselves found no evidence of such. This event has lead to much fallout in the campaign and raised many questions.
โWoah dude, did you hear about the laptop from hellโ
โNo what happened ?โ
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an old ass typewriter that is dumb slow
I couldn't do my homework Mrs. Smith i got that section 8 laptop
A man or woman who stands outside, whether it be in the front yard or back with a laptop. They are often searching for wireless iternet signal. A laptop yoga freak or l.y.f may be known to get in weird positions.
Me: What the hell are the neighbours doing?
Dad: Oh, they're laptop yoga freaks.
Me. Ah, I gotcha'.
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When a glutenous, perhaps corpulent gentile takes a box of pizza, sets it upon his thick, sweaty thighs, and opens it as if a laptop and proceeds to scarf down the whole thing
Lou: yeah i saw this hideously obese guy sitting in the food court shoveling pizza in his face from his fat-ass laptop. His family looked pretty embarrassed.
Manny: eww wtf.
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It is a service in which the laptop is given for rent.
Indiarentalz provides a laptop rental service.
There are many of them which provide laptop rental service
A condition characterised by typing or mouse-scrolling motions made in thin air, caused by forced separation of technophiles from their laptops.
Person 1: Why are you tapping the table like that?
Person 2: Sorry, I haven't been on Tumblr in 12 hours and I've developed phantom laptop syndrome.
updating fb status , when the person left his machine unlocked
Some one updated chethan's fb status , by Hot dogging laptop
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