Street slang for vagina. Often can be used to describe an unhygienic or otherwise messy vagina.
Dude #1 - Yo bro, got any pussy lately?
Dude #2 - Nah bro I've been going through a dry streak lately, kinda sucks. What should I do?
Dude #1 - Ever try a hooker?
Dude #2 - Fuck no, I aint going near that genital lasagna
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When you take a huge shit in the toilet, wipe your ass, pee, take another shit in the shit hole, wipe again, have diareha. poop and pee together, wipe once again, shard, and flush. If it does not go down, it is officially a POOP LASAGNA!!!!
DUDE I just made a giant 10-layer poop lasagna!! It won't go down! Maybe a pencil will make it go down!!
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Pewdiepies diss track against T-series and is hella good and you should try it!
T-Series aint nothin but bitch lasagna
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Used to describe anybody who thinks they are better than you/everybody likes them, when it is really the other way around. An insult.
Pewdiepie: T series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
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The uttermost discrimination of the femal kind whomst refuse to send the pictures of the bob and vigane even though you asked politely
That woman is a bitch lasagna cut her pussy off
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When your tits are so big that they are unattractive and look like they are full of lasagna.
How could you have sex with Agnese? She's got those big ol' lasagna tits.
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A Lasagna-buddy is a special kind of buddy who gets you and knows your feels. You can trust them, and although sometimes they may be mysterious they are also wondrous. A Lasagna-buddy is a special type of buddy, formed only in the darkest and brightest of times. They are loved by many people, they are a unicorn rainbow shower on a dark day. The bonds between a lasagna-buddy and their chosen friends are strong. They tend to make everything around them better than before, like a walking-talking giant prism intersecting light rays. It is said there is a lasagna-buddy for every person.
"I want a lasagna-buddy for Christmas"
"Tell me about it"
*Stares off emotionally into the distance*
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