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any chick who after having sex with her, you need medical attention. ie gonerea syphilis.
after being with lava cunt i had to get my bore punched.
When you take eat a lot of pancakes and then you take a dump from the pancakes onto a hippo
Hey I just did a lava hippo to Allie Zaki.
A neck that looks melted as a result of a nasty and unfortuante bout with the acne.
Mark Mcguire has has a massive case of the lava neck!
A lamp that consists of fluorescent materialistic wax that melts, that’s right it’s not real lava you’ve just been lied to your entire life.
Jimmy:“Ouch! That Lava Lamp was hot!”
Fred: “You know that Lava Lamps aren’t made out of real lava, right?”
When a female is on her period and bleeds on her partners face.
Last night Molly was mad at Eric so she gave him a lava shower.
Some guys can be a little too kinky and want a lava shower.
When Matt got a lava shower he nearly threw up.
Heavy flowing menstration marked by partial coagulation and bearing a slight resemblance to hot magma.
Jessica remarked she was no longer on her period, however when I noticed the box lava oozing down her thigh I knew she wasn't good to go.
the sexual act of eating someone’s ass, specifically black dudes while he has chronic diarrhea.
the lava cake was worse than i ever seen, but it still turned me on.