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my dads a lawyer

A child who's farther is a lawyer. This child is usually stuck up, posh and rich. The child is usually a boy who hates poor people and looks down on the, for not being well educated. Women throw themselves at hi, and are after his money and rich lifestyle.

My dads a lawyer

Black guy- imma beat you up , this is my hood
White boy- you dare lay a finger on me I'm calling my dad....my dads a lawyer

by Graduate 2009 March 11, 2017

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Talk to my lawyer

Nicer way of saying taking a shit. It comes from the idea that talking to a lawyer is about the same as flushing money down the toilet. Usage: "Hold on a few minutes, I have to go talk to my lawyer" -- BT

"Hold on a few minutes, I have to go talk to my lawyer"

by BKT123 October 13, 2017

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backwoods southern lawyer

A sleezy, corrupt lawyer from the South.

Alex Murdaugh is a Backwoods Southern Lawyer

by Dyl322679 March 7, 2023


Trailer Park Lawyer

A person with no legal training or education who argues with authorities about their rights or laws using their opinions or incorrect information that has no legal legitimacy. They are often seen on reality shows like "COPS", or in viral videos ranting about "their rights" or how police can't search their car or that they have some legal right to go into their ex's house to retrieve property.

That lady was such a "Trailer Park Lawyer" when she said that she had the right to take the neighbor's moped because he took the pot plant out of her back yard!

by buzzojoe October 6, 2017


making lawyers

Engaging in anal sex, generally by two men, but a man having anal sex with a woman can be called 'Making Lawyers' too. See also butt secks

Hey George, how 'bout you and me go back up in the woods and make us a lawyer or two? Sure Al, and since you're so good at it, you hug the tree first! I don't know about you, but I sure love making lawyers. We can always use more lawyers, nudge nudge, wink wink.

by Clem Tirephucker October 29, 2007

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non-anal lawyer

the exact opposite of an ass clown

"you are an ass clown while I, on the othor hand, am a Non-Anal Lawyer"

by jim May 7, 2005

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Lawyer Representing AOL

Guy who thinks complaining about a corporation should be considered "hateful".

She was such a Lawyer Representing AOL today, I wanted to kick her.

by The Great December 15, 2004

7๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž