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To engage in the act of sexual intercourse. other tenses: laying balls, laid balls, etc.
God damn, she's hot - I'd lay balls to her.
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A specific celebrity you and your significant other mutually agreed that it would be okay to have sex with should the two of you ever meet in public and have a one night stand.
My husband won't mind, Kiefer Sutherland is my celebrity lay.
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The act of defecating at a friend's, relative's, acquaintance's, or random stranger's house without flushing the toilet. This is done in a casual, or forgetful, manner and the feces is usually never found until the culprit has left.
Dude, Matt, I just went to drop a dog upstairs, and Al totally decided to lay a pig. You gotta flush that shit, man.
To give hard dick to a girl usually during sex.
Bruce said he was going to lay the bacon when he fucks me tonight.
To not go with the crowd. To do your own thing. If you dont wanna deal with somebody or dont need their drama u say im going lay chill. Or if someone blows you off then later wants to hang ya no im going lay chill.
The midget mafia blew me off earlier then wanted to call me last minute asking for a favor. Nah dude I am just going lay chill."
To excrete an exquisite poo. A large, majestic, log like turd. Few people are capable of "laying an ace" but those who are.... we are a league like no other. Be proud of your creations, an ace is often easy to pass, moist, thicc, and nut scrapingly long. It's the Ricky Bobby of all dumps, the Mick Dundee of the brick laying world! If your Lou doesn't choke on your ace, it is not an ace. Aces are often laid at house parties or puplic bathrooms with unspeakably small thrones, or at porta jons where everyone can bask in the glory of the ace that you get to call your own.
To lay an acemeans to have one of the biggest poops of your life, often clogging the toilet "Bro I just laid the Opra Winfrey of all aces, I tried to send a pic but it took up too many gigs" "how do you do it bro, I could never lay even a half ace, you're an animal bro"
Another name for Vista Way, one of the two apartment complexes set aside for Disney College Programmers. This shady complex is notorious for the amount of horny college-aged interns living there. Often the spot of much sex and sexually transmitted diseases.
CP 1: Hey man, I just came back fromt he doctor, I have an STD. Now i need to be in costume in an hour!
CP 2: Well, next time try hooking up in Chatham, not Vista Lay.
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