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If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors
- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)
Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"
If looks could kill, Lesters would die every day when they look in their mirrors
- Lesters are known for their stone-cold stares of disappointment
Lesters often demonstrate obscure vehicular knowledge
A Lester is the coolest dude around because he rocks the leather jacket like no other, and always has a spare IrnBru tucked away in their pants ;)
Thot 1: "OMG Vanessa! Check out this guy he is PACKING"
*car noise in Edinburgh*
Lester: "Ahhh yes the Volvo xc60"
Thot 2: "His vehicular knowledge turns me on"
Thot 3: "His megadong goes so well with his leather jacket and aviators: I think I'm in love"
Lester a 2 inch boy who dont know what to do in life and crys for Vbucks he is a fat fuck who smells like fishy mick he also likes mutts which smells like him he has a girlfriend named tutu some would say toe toe doesn't like him at or maybe one day he'll be successful but I doubt it one more thing suk my Rukz
Lester a dumb ass who don't whats going on anywhere
Very handsome and funny person. Will have a great and wealthy comfortable future ahead. Great at picking chicks and uses his talent of being lame to create wonderful memories for everyone. Hides under a smile and has a huge void in his heart. Super intelligent and street smart and doesn't need to study. Great natural absorbing skills. IQ and EQ is high. Be Lester as a role model.
A big fat gorilla who is abusive asf and don’t have a care in the world for nobody or anything
We went to the zoo and saw a Lester
The act of buying and eating food on your way home only for yourself, and even finishing it in your car in the driveway, in order to get back at your wife for never cooking for you.
It can also be used with full disclosure, as in you nobody will be home, or your wife has already eaten. In this case, you would just tell them "I will just Lester something" or she will tell you "You may want to just Lester something."
My wife never cooks dinner, or she only makes dinner for her and the kids before I get home and it's all gone, so I will just Lester something on the way home.