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when one of ur eyes is mad more fucked up lookin than the other one after u've somked some weed
"why is ur one eye so fucked up lookin hahaha"
"its a loner stoner hahaha"
(remember u have to be high to have one... otherwise u've just got a lazy eye)
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is someone who is very very lonely and is very legal of doing it.
someone is sitting by them self everyday and is very lonely
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Usually named James Hinesly. Listens to lots of Debussy, mainly watches hentai and brings sexy back. Said to be best friend of, 'doorknife chan'.
Hey look it's the- Popular Loner. It must be Jamie Hinesley ... (Respectfully) *blush* /gen
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A larry loner is someone who has no friends and prefers to be alone with his own putrid self
"Who is that Larry Loner over there?"- Guy 1
"Oh, that is Yrral.. he has no friends because he likes to be alone with his own putrid self"-Guy 2
"Fairs"-Guy 1
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Whilst playing Euchre and you DO NOT look at your hand and tell the dealer to pick it up, while you say "Blind Double Loner" and go alone. If you get all five tricks, you get 8 points instead of 4 because you called it blind.
Player #1: Pass.
Player #2: Pick it up, Blind Double Loner.
Player #3: Wow, this guy has got some balls.
Dealer: If you pull this off, I'll shit bricks.
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A person with no friends that spends their days in a corner doing drugs.
Meredith: What's that weird guy doing in that corner?
Trish: Looks like he's doing drugs.
Meredith: Seems to me like a bit of a loner stoner.
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Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"
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