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Count Chocula for white people
Lucky Charms' marshmallows tast like sidewalk chalk. Go Count Chocula!
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and the LORD created lucky charms and they were good. theyre grrrrrrrrrrreat (see tony the tiger, frosted flakes) short green man is the breeder of these elusive magic dealies
catch his lucky charms!
catch him! he's probly worth a fortune
get the rabit and the vampire too!
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Lucky Charm is a man cumming on a tooth brush, and his "partner" will brush their teeth with it and not be able to brush their teeth again after few hours or so. Hopefully the man's cum makes you feel "lucky" if it does, you just got Lucky Charmed!
"Today my husband Lucky Charm me this morning, I liked it."
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The reason you were up all night
Bill: *yawn*
John: Woah you look tired.
Bill: Yeah i was up all night last night.
John: Why?
Bill: *snicker*
John:?
Bill: To get lucky.
John: Goddammit Bill.
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The lucky hair is a hair you have plucked from your beard that is darker and more course than any other beard hair. Ideally the lucky hair will be framed and protected with tape to prolong its luckiness and provide a soft, smooth ribbed effect when stroking for improved luck in life.
"Before I go home tonight I must give the lucky hair a stroke, in hope that I will get 'lucky' tonight".
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the stuff that gypsies try to flog to you in the street. Belived to bring good luck.
Gypsy: "Lucky heather, £1 a bunch"
Me "No Thank you"
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The sexual/romantic attention/favors of a Leprechaun, a male who is so in love with himself he assumes that females are stalking him. May also refer to Leprechaun's twin boys down under.
J. is such a leprechaun. He thinks I'm after his Lucky Charms because I tried to talk to him. I was only going to tell him he had a visible booger.
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