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The act of pleasuring one self with the use of one's hand
Scott was caught lynching a johnson at work the other day.
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hanging a girl upside down by her clitoris with dental floss
I pussy lynched Sarah last night
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A filmmaker. He smokes two packs of American Spirit cigarettes a day, and meditates. He has recently requested 7 Billion dollars in donations to 'create world peace.' David Lynch's movies are creepy, lifeless, and disturbing. So is David Lynch. He preaches that meditation and learning how to breath better will calm you down, make you more intelligent and allow you to 'create.' What nobody is sure of is if he is referring to smoking cigarettes or not. While he does worship Maharishi Yogi, the inventor of "Transcendental Meditation" and has recently been campaigning for him to obtain 7 billion dollars, no one is certain how cigarettes make you breath better, but we know they certainly calm you down, and there is no scientific evidence that cigarettes make you any more intelligent than meditation. David Lynch is also an artist who creates exhibits out of moldy cheese, dead animal parts, dead bugs and rotten food.
"David Lynch is crazier than the characters in one of his movies."
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Someone with no intelligence and who carries a pea brain inside a large oval shaped skull with 99% of the worlds ‘Ryan Lynch’s’ are homosexual
That guy looks like a ryan Lynch
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Person 1: Caleb Lynch keeps telling me that my mum triple gey
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Synonym: Quacker
1.)To walk with a fake limp to make people think your black, but instead of looking black you look like a duck.
If you see someone jimmy lynching make sure to quack at them.
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Kane & Lynch is one of the most incoherent game series ever created by game company IOInteractive. From dialogue that consists 99% of swear words, to a storyline that you'd almost have to be mentally numbed to understand, a Kane & Lynch is a failure so epic that it transcends normally boundaries of the english language. To "pull a Kane & Lynch" is to, in a sense, fail so badly that your fail actually implodes on itself like a giant black hole and becomes a win.
Bob: Hey Bob, I pulled a Kane & Lynch today.
Bill: Oh so you threw away all your hopes and dreams?
Bob: Yeah, pretty much.
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