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My dad

The shittiest father there could ever be

My dad went to go get the milk and he never came back

by Lulej4 May 4, 2023


My Dad

MY DAD is the best person in your life he is allways by your side and picks you up when u fall and is the only one you can trust! he is hilarous at times but has his moments! when you see your dad dont forget to give him the biggest hug ever!

hey aint no body as cool as MY DAD

by My Dadd August 22, 2021


My dad

Gone๐Ÿ˜ข

Me: hey Dad catch the ball
Dad:
Me: oh wait i forgot my dad gone

by Loli_lord96 June 5, 2021


My Dad

lazy, slow, loud, and likes to take my spot on the couch

Hey Evan, stop acting like my dad, it's darn annoying.

by minecraftveteran August 1, 2020


Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad

A very cool skype thing that was alive for only 1 hour and one guy has to leave in 7 minutes

Bruh my dad and my sister ahve turned into tea ad, Im so sowyy to have to see you gow

by โฒ”๐šŽึ€ึ€แฟ‘๐šŽ แฟ‘๐‘  ีซโ‚๐’˜๏ฝ”'s parents December 26, 2022


Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You donโ€™t know my rules so donโ€™t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

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The place my dad went

Son Iโ€™m going to get milk
Me oki

Me also daddy itโ€™s Ben 69 years and your still not home

The place were your dad gose help the place your dad goes
The place my dad went

by Jfifiejdjddd July 18, 2022