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A magnum slap is when yo girl playing games saying she wants to fight you so you slap her with a magnum on your hand (yes has to be a magnum)
"She was playing games so I had to Magnum slap her"
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The biggest condom available, in the whole universe. Originally custom made to accommodate Mega Man's giant man junk.
Just went to the store and bought a bucketload of Mega Man Magnums to impress the sexy ass cashier.
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1.Larger than mangnum, truly a huge shlong
2. The sizzel of my dizzel
Yo, my fujunga hurts because of Ben's magnum extra shlong
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a large condom size that is used by people like jeff straus,for 12 inchers. it does not fit him though.
i used a magnum trojan xxl yesterday when i was in bed with sophia, said jeff straus
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An Extremely Good/Grand idea
A Great Magnum Opus
Ex 1: I had a huge magnum opus moment yesterday.
Ex 2: The song it’s raining tacos is a real Magnum opus moment
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1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.
At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness
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When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!
Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.