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The most dominant pitcher of his era and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93 MPH fast ball by you with one pitch then make you look like a cocksniffer as you fan on his 12 MPH change-up. He's also one of the funniest and most entertaining players in the game and will not back down from anybody, not even a 75 year old whale ( see Don Zimmer )
Bob: "Hey Mike, what are you doing tonight?"
Mike: "I'm going to watch some cocksniffing."
Bob: "Ah, Pedro Martinez is on the mound tonight?"
Mike: "Yup."
Bob: "Cool, I think I'll go too, it's not very often that you get to watch a legend."
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MATHEW MARTINEZ is the sweetest guy and most HANDSOME guy you can ever encounter in your life. He has a huge heart and always know how to be a great boyfriend! THE BEST BOYFRIEND! He is always open to listen, advise, and be there through hell and back. Mathew Martinez is a DEFINITE ride or die! He has an amazing smile, gves the best hugs and kisses and most important, his personality is worth 1058640583049871247868470 times more all the money in the world! He does amazing lovies and is the best at taking care of you! HE fullfills all of the characteristics of being THE BEST PART of his partners life. If any girl besides his partner, tries to flirt or get close, she wll most DEFINITELY be long gone! He is cuffed and is waiting to spend his life next to her FOREVER! If you have a MATHEW MARTINEZ, do NOT let him go, if oy encounter one, YOU ARE LUCKY! MATHEW MARTINEZ IS THE BEST PART! ❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️
Ex: "MATHEW MARTINEZ IS THE BEST!"
Ex: "That guy, MATHEW MARTINEZ has the most PERFECT smile ever!!"
Ex: "She is the luckiest girl in the world, to have MATHEW MARTINEZ as a boyfriend."
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David Martinez Is A Nerd And Everyone Knows Him He Is Cute And Is Smart
Girl 1: David Martinez Is So Smart
Girl 2: Thats True!
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Zaid is a sexy young boy who is good at sports but a tad cocky. He has a cute baby brother and a Latino mum. All the girls 100% want Zaid because he is a cutie.
Oh is that Zaid Martinez I want to be his friend to get all the girls.
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A Douchenerd who works at Yelp
For gods sake, please don't be Alex Martinez. It would be better if you were more like Christian.
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Sweet and nice artist named Melanie Martinez, she’s known for the song : Play Date from tiktok the star is very kind and cares about fans
Melanie Martinez came out with a new album called after school ep
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Some one who is extremely cute, kind, beautiful, Adorable has sweet and caring personality and is a bit shy and also kinda childish…
Or You are Melanie Martinez the singer/song writer, director and Actress who Made a film for her second album K12 and has an album called Crybaby which is Extremely popular and has Millions of fans
Marina: you’re such a Melanie Martinez you know that Lizzy
Lizzy: You’re a Melanie Martinez too Marina
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