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He is an incredibly lovable person and will make you very happy. His smile is captivating and can light up a room. This is a very trustable guy who will never hurt you. Sometimes immature but putting up with It is worth it in the long run. If you ever date one , hold on and never let go. Matt will do anything and everything to make his girl happy in addition to loving her unconditionally.
Girl: My boyfriend Matt is too perfect
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A big dude. Matt has a dick that is about as tall as mount Everest, and it has the ability to tear 8 asses in one night. This guy goes straight into the pussy because he sucks at foreplay, and he is too cheap to go and get some lube. This results in the pussy being dry, crispy, and juiceless. It just ends up feeling like a cut being split open! Making out with him feels like a small baby fish being shoved into your mouth. Matts are nice in person, but once they go online they become little pervs.
Matt: Hey bro
Lucy: Hey
Matt: I'm gonna stick it in
Lucy: Ouch
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A gremlin like creature that makes a squealing noise when poked and loves alcohol. The creature is a keen sportsmen and usually specialises in womens sports such as hockey
Wow look at him squeal... he's such a matt
Hes a fantastic hockey player!! What a matt!!!
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A dude's name. Doesn't know how to crump, but still judges you. Wishes he was a sex god. He will babysit your computer for you.
There's Matt, what a basic bitch
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A guy who acts nice but is a dick. You can often here him say he got laid or anything similar but he is obviously lying.
Matt blows
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Really adorable, klutzy guy who is such a sweetheart. Does idiotic things but that one girl still loves him no matter what. Intelligent, handsome, funny, and amazing at one or more instruments. Girls, you really want a Matt
Wow, I wish my boyfriend was a Matt!
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obsessed with apples. cannot get an appe away from hm
oh look its matt again oh who would have known hes eating an apple
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