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Term used by those suffering from Clitoris Minimus. However, the term is inaccurate and may stem from denial of the condition.
Girl - "Hey baby, lets take off those pants and..."
Boy - "I have Clitoris Maximus"
Girl - "Uh...you mean Clitoris Minimus?"
Boy - "The weather is really nice today isn't it?"
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1-A big douche
2-someone who many think should have sexual intercourse with a porcupine
3-someone who, when around women, is slapped often
4-Synonym for Kim Jung Il, leader of North Korea
I saw him: the Douchbaggius Maximus. I was having a nice day, but then suddeny, I heard this noise...It sounded like someone trying to pick a fight..and they seemed to be wrong; and drunk. Yes, ihad found a Douchbaggius Maximus! he was about 6'3" tall, maybe 200 pounds, had spiked hair, and was very intoxicated. i took the first step that should always be taken when confronting a Douchbaggius Maximus: I said hello. he then turned, enraged, and used their mutual call when they feel threatened: "What are you lookin at, huh?". I reponded with a shrug, then punched him in the groin area, the second step i ndealing with a Douchbaggius Maximus. he then fell, in pain, and I pulled out my taze-gun, shooting him in the buttocks area. the third step. next, i bought everyone except for him a round of drinks, and called the bouncer on him. Step four. then, I made small talk, and went home, feeling relieved to have captured yet another Douchbaggius Maximus; and that was the last step, the last step to stopping another Douchbaggius Maximus from wreaking havoc.
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They are Gay so make them jealous please
Maximus Tan is gay
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A noob that is so noobish in their ways, beliefs, and actions that they are sometimes mistaken for a ass.
According to Jim is the noobis maximus of all sitcoms.
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A guy with the biggest and greatest penis.
Girl 1: I had sex with a guy last night who had a enormous dick.
Girl2: He must be a Maximus Rodd.
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A term given for a ginger excessively dressed in cargo pants, dark forest-green polos and combat boots. On somewhat sunny days, this ginger might be seen sporting golden aviators to protect his keen, gingery sight. You might want to reconsider bringing him to any Walmart or such stores, for he might get shy and easily agitated by the overwhelming smell of ferry morse.
"Yo! Did that chick just ask for Gingerous Maximus the Fourth to come to Customer Service?" asked Judy.
"I thought he was the Third." said Bianca.
"You thought wrong." snapped Judy.
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Is a very very Gay person who used to think he was a women and played with girl toys
I used to grow up with Maximus Pussinator
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