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Two straight people who are too afraid of commitment to define their relationship status. I.e. basically an open relationship without the commitment. Essentially, you're both in default until something better comes alone.
A millennial relationship is when somebody watches your dog when you're on vacation and while on vacation you go on dates with someone else.
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Completely useless and disrespectful people born between 1981 and 1996. You know who you are.
All I wanted was the millennial scumbag to get off of his ass today and do anything useful but noooo.
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Just like having a senior moment, but applicable to millennials. Young folk seldom remember, thereby having a millennial moment.
Josh said he forgot to plug in his laptop during his 'Seniors and Dementia' presentation, claiming to have a millennial moment to everyone's dismay.
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An event, exemplified by irrational emotional displays, in which members of the Millennial generation encounter situations contrary to their view of society, business, or institutions.
Her millennial meltdown was precipitated when she was not promoted to Director of Communications in her job of six months post graduation.
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When a Millennial finds something to be extremely scary but which any other Generation would find only to be tame by comparison.
Only Millennial's would find it Scary.
I watched "Hereditary" with my 22yr old Nephew. His friend claimed it was the scariest movie of all time.
As a GenX'er I didn't find it at all scary! This is what I now call "Millennial Scary".
"You think that's scary? That's just fuckin' Millennial Scary! Try watching the original 1974 Texas Chainsaw Massacre in a dingy Dusk till Dawn Grindhouse theater while Drunken Bikers throw empty beer bottles over your head! and sicko perverts in the row behind you jerkoff to the screen gore...now that's what I call fuckin' SCARY"
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The generation directly after Millennials. Birth years start between 2006 - 2012. This group also normally steals trends from Millennials and often use them in wrong context. This age group is also very spoiled considering they get smart phones at the age of 5. This age group is excessively immature and annoying to all age groups and make fart jokes beyond the age of 10. This group is also known to start YouTube comment wars. This group of over grown babies is also known to be the ones who attempt to roast someone but simply do not understand how to.
Millennial: Sup M8s, just made this rare Pepe!
Post Millennial: *Over hears*: Like Mate bro I just made this me me about this DANK FROG!
Millennial: Why do you Post Millennials try to be cool?
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Shallow, fake depth stemming from mediocre skills millennials desperately cling to so they feel relevant and unique. It is often exacerbated by taking an introductory class in a basic undergrad program.
Did you see Halsey paint a self-portrait while singing on SNL? So millennial deep.
Me: do you like the Guernica?
Person: the Brand New song?
Me: no, the painting by Picasso. Not that millennial deep Brand New BS.
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