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When a mother can't help but throw her being a mother into a conversation, regardless of relevance. Usually done by mommy martyrs to gain sympathy or attention of some kind.
Stacey: I want to buy a green car.
Anne: My kid popped green before!
Stacey: Wow, mommy jacked much?
A mother who uses her imagination, which inspires her children to do the same...and who isn't afraid to embarrass herself in public for the sake of her kid's happiness.
A child who has a robot mommy is a very lucky child indeed.
The mommy track describes a woman taking a detour from her professional life to raise her kid.
Pam left her job at the law firm and now she is on the mommy track changing diapers.
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A super hot mom who doesn't have to work and spends the occasional afternoon mingling with the other Mc Mommies at the Mc Donalds playground with their children. She is usually dressed in revealing clothing with her hair and face done to perfection. It is said that they might be on the prowl for the occasional afternoon delight with a handsome blue-collar worker. That is why they function in groups, so that one may leave her kid with another "Mc Mommy" if needed. They usually frequent Mc Donalds out in the burbs next to Mc Mansions and urban development.
Mc Mommy has some nice buns.
Mc Mommy at 11 o'clock.
Can I have a Mc Mommy to go please?
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These issues can be present themselves in any gender, but may symptoms may present differently across genders. An individual who's toxic attributes in any of their relationships is, at least in part, attributal to having a strained or distant relationship with their mother (e.g. Elizabeth). Alternatively, one who may have been over-nurtured by their mother (#sheltered e.g. Norman Bates).
Mommy issue's are generated from having mother that must include at least one of the behaviors listed below:
-Gaslighting
-Failure to validate or acknowledge her child's emotions
-Treating child as incapable of taking care of themselves
-Dismissive
-Absent
-Overbearing
Someone with mommy issues exhibits some or all of these behaviors listed below:
-Manipulative
-Distorted self image
-Lack of empathy
-Self-centered
-Delusional
-Insecure attachments (particularly in romantic relationships)
-Witholding (i.e. depriving others of emotional support for for leverage)
-Lack of objectivity
"That girl has bordeline personality disorder" - Guy 1
"No dude, she just has mommy issues. Have you met her mom? She's psycho" - Guy 2
When you have a close need or want to call your partner "mommy" or some other form of the motherly name, this could refer to a normal or sexual reference to wanting to be called by your partner who is playing the "mommy" role phrases like *mommy's, good boy* or other Dom phrases that would make the opposite partner feel dominated.
This "mommy" kink is sometimes caused due to a lack of love or attention by their mother as a child.
I think I have a mommy kink...
Do you think it is weird that I want to call you mommy?
How the fuck did I get a mommy kink...
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The tendency for mothers to think that their children are good looking, when in fact they are not.
Mom: I bet the girls will be just queuing up to date my young Ralph.
Observer: Actually he's fugly, take off your mommy goggles and see for yourself.
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