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Raising one leg on a chair and placing your arm around the outside of your leg and masturbating with your hand the wrong way around.
Cam "Didn't get a root last night so went home and smashed myself Mongolian Backhand style"
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A special drink before sex that deals with sexual partner(s) bonding through blending body fluids and fecal matter together and then drinking it. This drink is best made while the woman is on her period, if a woman is involved in the act. Both partners (or more) should consume a large portion of shitty North Philly Chinese food the day before making the drink. Step 1 is for both the partners to take turns shitting in a plastic bag, and grind it up into 1 liquid paste to be frozen. Make sure at least half of the bag is full and wait approximately 8 hours to take it out of the freezer and begin the blending process. The other ingredients to the drink include Urine (warm and hot), Female period blood, a few days worth of semen. Enjoy!
I don't know why I am throwing up, because man that Mongolian Milkshake I had with your mom last night tasted sooooo gooooood!!
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its when you really gotta poop, but get unexpectedly buttfucked by a 14 inch wang.
my mongolian mailbox got a special delivery today...
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When a bitch is on all fours, you spread her cheeks, completely flatten your tongue on her clit and lick up until you get to the top of the crack, and go back down to the clit.
Bum-ass Mfer - "Bro i was eatin this bitch pussy from the back givin her a MONGOLIAN PAINTBRUSH."
Me-ass Mfer - "Ew bro youre a bum. Eating pussy makes you a simp because you put your head below the bitch and real men never put themselves below women."
Bum-ass Mfer - "Damn bro you're right. Please fuck my woman the way it should be done and let me watch so I can learn."
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stupid self centered unreliable cocky bitchy ass-licking cock sucking pussy eating wretched fucking hoe
she thinks shes so fucking gorgeous even thought her face is filthy with acne fucking scars
shes so fucking inconsiderate but thinks everyone loves her
shes a not a fucking virgin and she did more than 30 times with this boyfriend that didnt even like her and even did AFTER they broke up, i mean seriously how slutty is that
has no fucking ass or tits yet thinks she has an amazing body fucking lotsa inside thight fat, shaped like an upright rectangle with a fucking bigass head and oily ass hair.
the thinks shes the best when everyone talks shit to her and behind her. shes fucking annoying, i wish she would live somewhere far far away.
shes just like this mongolian girl
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The act of receiving simultaneous anal cunnilingus and a hand job immediately after receiving a blumpkin following a hard, sweaty workout.
Roommate 1: Hey we're out of toilet paper.
Roommate 2: Thats ok, just get a mongolian barbecue with your girlfriend.
Roommate1: I better make sure we still have toothpaste.
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When your boss asks you out to lunch so he can murder you and play "Weekend at Bernie's" with your corpse.
Donald Trump wants to do lunch, but I'm afraid he might go Mongolian.
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