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King of Dogging the boys and simping over his mates ex. He would rather ditch a group of mates and risk his friendships just to get HEAD
Person 1: Did you hear what that guy over there did?
Person 2: Yeah i did, must be Moses Okwechime
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Probably THE most boring town ever, it stinks most of the time, and if your looking for something to do, dont come here...well unless your idea of fun is fucking wal-mart. ZBut on the flipside, there is good fishing and weve got the dunes
Moses Lake is really really really gay
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The Moses Syndrome is a mental disorder. It usually is most noticeable in people having problems speaking up for themselves.
I diagnose you with the Moses Syndrome.
1) A woman who is crazy and obsessed with a man and never moves on no matter how
clear it is he's not into her.
2) A totally pathetic woman who usually embarasses herself to get attention.
That chick Melody is one Hoy Moses!
Oh no everyone hide! Here comes Hoy Moses!
The scooping out of ones bagel before adding the shmear.
One plain bagel, toasted, cream cheese in a Moses Moat. Thank you.
n. A phenomenon most frequently witnessed while laying in bed with or while straddling a bare chested female.
Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.
Mario: Your wife's tits are amazing!
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.
To pass gas so badly while dancing that it clears a crowded section of the dance floor in a club, like Moses parting the Red Sea.
"Everyone was having fun until DJ Moses showed up and sent everyone to the walls."