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Upcoming 2007 "comedy" film that puts my faith in humor very low.
"Epic Movie looks like a piece of crap."
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A movie filled with long boring scenes/pointless explosions that is watched solely for the purpose of making out with the other person.
Person 1: Yo, let's watch Transformers and Mission Impossible!!
Person 2: Damn girl, those are such makeout movies. Too bad I don't have a boy to slobber with.
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When you walk up in your house, and everybody dead.
Usually a form of retribution, caused by offending one's enemies, not paying ransom money, etc.
Even after we had the kid call his parents, they wouldn't pay up. So we had to film a zombie movie at their house, if you know what I'm sayin.
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A mistake where furries and animals do stuff and have sex.
The Rodfellows Movie gets 1.5 stars on IMDb.
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when someone is addicted to movies and actively goes to the cinema on a regular basis.
girl: "how much do you like movies?"
boy: "oh man, i love them, im such a movie buff"
girl: "me too, i love being a movie buff"
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As a verb, to blow a ginormus load of cum. Named after the movie in which such an ejaculation was first portrayed. To completely and utterly bust your nuts.
Last night Liz gave me head for the first time. I scary movied all over her face and the floor.
My gf and I the first time we had sex-
gf: oh yeah, you like that baby
me: Yeah. Omg don't stop, don't- uh. oooh OOOOOOOOOOOOOH CraAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
*eyes roll back into head and cumz so hard that he loses 30 pounds and blast her through the roof into space.
Astronaut: Commander did you just seethat?!
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Probably the worst film in the world.
Thats why i want to watch it.
YOU SHOULD WATCH IT. EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH IT.
Its like watching a hour long ad.
The Emoji Movie is the best advertisement ever.
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