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(v) making out with britton murphy at a party
1: Yo who got Murphed last night?
2: Like 7 people dude!
Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.
Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.
My dick didn’t feel anything when I fucked his murphed hole.
To be sunbathing on a beach, from Sara and Gerald Murhpy who made the activity fashionable in the 50's.
This summer we'll go murphing on a beach.
The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.
Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?
a scale for telling just how 'blank' something is. the scale CAN NOT be exceeded
On the Murph scale of 1 to awesome, that was awesome
On the Murph scale of 1 to bad, that was a 1
Being so gay you can’t refuse a lap dance from a squirrel.
Allen Murphy you have to stop Allen-Murphing