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mustache shaming

To deride someone for their facial hair choices; an attempt to cause shame in someone for unpopular mustache and/or beard styles.

Often secretly motivated by envy.

God, what's up with Jason's hideous pornstache pic?

Wow, Eric, you're looking pretty neck beardy there.

My girlfriend was totally mustache shaming me by posting those old photos of me with a soul patch!

by Catemonster March 20, 2012


Cheeto mustache

The orange mustache obtained by cheeto particles sticking to the upper lip.

"Dude look at the cheeto mustache on that guy!"

by The butterman March 11, 2015


Mustache Tone

A specific tone of voice that can only be conveyed when owning/having a mustache. Mustache tone is generally highly confident to the point of condescending, with hints of patronizing bravado and overtly masculine diction. Bordering on being an asshole but still somehow slightly appealing.

"That guy at the bar was a chauvanistic asshole. His mustache tone was completely gross."

or

"Larry has closed more sales leads this month than everyone else combined. It must be the mustache tone."

by BigMac1987 December 3, 2012


Mustache flask

A stainless steal flask, with an elegant mustache displayed on the front, towards the mouth piece of the flask, that while taking a swig gives people the illusion you have a mustache.

Typically filled with strong whiskeys or vodkas and is generally used quite frequently throughout a given night until a person is unexpectedly shit face drunk. Usually takes fellow peers and spectators by surprise, seeing you are probably doing things you typically would never do.

Most commonly leads to mustache fights, mustache man, mustache humping, Mustache rag, Mustache water

And lastly in all seriousness, Mustachatory Rape.

Bill: Woah, did you see your mom over there making out with your sisters boyfriend???

Andrew: Holy shit! She must have been hitting the mustache flask hard!

Bill: That's what i figured. We should snatch that away for ourselves and hope for a mustache fight!

Andrew: : /

by Former flasker with experience August 17, 2011


Señora Mustache

Señora mustache is the title given to the loveliest lady in the land. This lady is very smart and has an incredible sense of style, her outfits are very extravagant and usually consist of the color green. she has an incredible sense of humor and usually indulges in a slightly edgy, more cold style of bathroom humor. Señora Mustache is the type of woman who loves making new friends and will befriend anyone who dares to connect eye to eye with her. Her charming demeanor and striking looks make any foe an instant friend and Señora mustache is never without a partner.

Guy 1: who was that chick laughing when I licked the snow sausage sculpture?

Guy 2: Broski that was Señora Mustache

by BoyPartLover February 24, 2023


Milk Mustache

When somebody does a line of coke and you see the powder on the underside of your nose

Person 1: Good morning bro, hey, you got a milk mustache going on there.
Person 2: No wonder why my dad was giving me a funny look

by Big Moist Daddy July 17, 2018


Square mustache

A man who loves to paint. He tried to enter a painting school in Viana twice, but was rejected both times. He participated in the first world war and when it was over, he started working for the country.His first mission was to stop a riot in Munich, but when he got there, he made a speech that impressed everyone. Sonea joined a political party and staged a coup in the 23rd, but unsuccessfully.he was sentenced to 5 years in prison but spent 9 months in there.He wrote a book during this time. After getting out of prison and he won in 33. 34 declared his dictatorship by accepting the minister of the fuhrer.He developed the country up to 38.İn 38Annexes the austrian territory by adopting its law Anschluss.He annexed Czechoslovakia in 39 and started the second world war in the same year.The country, which took land quickly, started the barbarossa operation in 41 and started the world's largest tank war.In April 45, with the fall of Berlin, he committed suicide with his secretary. The dictator started a war that resulted in the death of 60 million people and had a great impact on the world.rest in peace my fuhrer...

İ hate square mustache.🧐

by Sdkfz 171 April 26, 2022