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One of the most badass cars of the decade in Columbus, Ohio
Dude, Let me take a ride in Marla the Mustang....
The muscle car made by Ford. Now known to completely kick the living shit out of the Chevy Camaro, despite the 1.2L difference in engine size. Yes, Ford fucked up with the 4.6 being severely under-powered, but they finally got their heads removed from their asses and made a Kickass engine. For those that think camaros are better, i ask you this: Wtf happened between 2002-2009?
Holy shit this Mustang GT is fast as fuck!
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Owned by impotent dudes going thru a midlife crisis. More often or not has poor driving skills and is unfit to operate a Prius. Often see these clowns doing burnouts, losing control, then curb kissing their front bumper.
Ford mustang is the official car of curb kissing.
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A gun that is used by people who want to die, unless having previously acquired PHD Flopper or Danger Closest
Did that dude seriously just pack-a-punch his M1911 into Mustang and Sally? Does he have a death wish?
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1.) From the anime Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy Mustang (Colonel throughout most of the series, Lt. Colonel in some episodes, and Brigadier General in the last few) is more well-known as Colonel Mustang or "Flame Alchemist".
A. According to Edward Elric, Roy Mustang is nothing but cocky, self-centered bastard. He and Roy have petty arguments throughout the series, and in a few episodes (45-48), he shows a complete sense of hate. However, in episode 49, him and Roy reach and understanding of each other and the other's views. Instead of saluting, Roy offers to shake Ed's hand. Being a rebellious teenager, Ed slaps the inside of his palm. They exchange a few last words before Ed runs off to the Underground City and Roy heads to King Bradley's Mansion.
B. Seen as nothing but the devil to Winry Rockbell. However, it's mutual since Roy was the one to kill her parents (in the anime, that is).
C. Alphonse Elric believes that his brother should be thankful to the man. He also sees Roy as somewhat of a guardian.
2.) Roy Mustang is often put into a yaoi relationship with Edward, more known as Roy/Ed.
3.) He shoots fire from his hands, enough said.
1.) "You wish to challenge me, the Flame Alchemist? I'll light your funeral piers."
A. Ed: "YOU COLONEL BASTARD, DON'T CALL ME SMALL!!!!!!" Roy: "Not my fault you're shorter than a stack of papers." Ed: "Why you..."
B. Winry: "Why...WHY DID YOU KILL THEM?!" Roy: "I didn't do it because I wanted to...I did it because it was an order."
C. Al: "But brother...we're indebted to him."
2.) If you don't believe me, go to fanfiction.net.
Ed: "FASTER, ROY!! AHH!" Roy: "Ahhh, nnn, ahhh..."
3.) Roy Mustang can shoot fire from his gloves with alchemy...SO KEWL! >w< *fan-girl squeel*
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The act of riding your partner backside while hee-hawing and using your fake Latin accent to scare/urge her to try and get away creating a see-saw motion across the floor,porch or bed.
Bro 1, I pulled the gnarliest chilean mustang last night.
Bro 2 . Dude ! I nut so hard when I employ that maneuver, but it’s very hard to get consent for.
Bro1. I know I had to date this bitch all week.
When a tranny slips on a fake camel toe to go out for the night, then goes home with a poor unsuspecting man only to reveal that tranny cock followed by prison rape
Did you hear what happen to Matt? He picked up a Mustang Cat from the bar last night!!