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(n) another word for butthole.
she takes it in the mustard cup.
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The underboob sweat of a females breast.
Yo, the tiddy mustard on that girl stank. Her tiddy was soaked in it.
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A 'Mustard Coincidence' occurs when you hear the same subject repeated from differing sources in close timing multiple times with no obvious alternative explanation.
A One of your friends talks at length about mustard while eating mustard.
Later in the day you see a mustard commercial on TV
You then see a man buying inordinate amounts of mustard at the supermarket.
This is the Mustard Coincidence.
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the act of oral sex ("eating out") being between two or more lesbians being performed while one or all of the active participants are inflicted with a severe vaginal yeast infection.
Originally heard spoken at a karaoke bar in SE Portland, OR in mid 2009, the term has spread to various town, cities and suburbs throughout the Pacific Northwest, USA.
The lesbian subsect called "homowhores" will give and receive the mustard salad regardless of smell, sight, or taste.
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A sexual act between a male and a female.
This act begins with the female giving a hearty blowjob to the male. Once the blowjob is complete, the male ejaculates into the female's mouth. Instantly after the aforementioned ejaculation, the male also urinates into the females mouth hole. This maneuver is best done when the male is slightly dehydrated, as to make his urine more of a yellowish hue.
After the semen and urine are in the female's mouth, she keeps her lips around the male's penis and proceeds to slosh and motorboat the mixture around the males penis. Resulting in a feeling that can only be compared with sticking your penis in a warm bowl of marshmallow cream.
Guy 1: Dude! last night I got my girlfriend to give me another mustard wash!
Guy 2: You seriously need to pee before you get head next time.
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The perfect inbetween meal snack. Visit www.mustardsnack.com to view this delicacy
Hungry? Grab a mustard snack!
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