special needs

Describes a person requiring very particular foods (usually expensive, frequently for cosmetic, vain, or self-righteous reasons).

Used to reframe the target as disadvantaged, instead of elite or health-conscious.

Ex 1
Jeffrey: Sorry, bro, that has HFCS in it.
Brian: What do you mean? It's fine in moderation..
Jeffrey: Do I look moderate to you? Bitch please, I'm special needs.

Ex 2
Edward: You're sleeping with her now? Heh, just be sure to have on hand some soy milk, muesli, and morningstar veggie bacon. Caron is special needs.

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needs no introduction

The lamest way to introduce someone. Then what are you doing this instant?

The Master of Ceremonies stated that his guest,"Needs no Introduction", but I was wondering why he was waisting his time?

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Need for Sneed

The necessity of a sexual relationship with a "crispy" African American by the name of William Sneed the Third.

I Janay has the Need for Sneed!
No she likes perry!

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Special Needs

1. A mental disorder (real issue)
2.A great song by Placebo (I just like ot, ok?)

"Remember me, special needs" - PLACEBO.

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Jappa-needs

refers to goods of Japanese quality at 99%-class-friendly price, like those sold at one-coin stores, you can live with.

FYI:

2011 3.11 Tohoku earthquake of M9 and max. 10m high 1000km wide tsunami waves (reached 40.1 m above sea level in Sanriku seashores) seriously affected Hokkaido and Northern half of Honshu (lt. mainland) down to Tokyo area (comparative to the whole England and Wales) which World Bank ranked the worst natural disaster in the human history (next to 1995 Great Hanshin earthquake), not to mention still unrecovered aftermaths of radiation from Fukushima Daiichi Nuke plant explosion.

* Until March 10, 2016, confirmed casualities and missings totaled to 18,455, among over 400 thousands refugees 174,471 are still away from home, tera-tons of radioactive soil heaps remain unsolved, estimated rebuilding cost is rising over ¥10 trillion.

🗾Japanologist:
"Jappa" is Tohoku (lt. northeastern) Ben (Japanese: dialect, use) for "zappa (雑把 lt. roughly grabbed)"
"Jappa jiru", traditional soup/stew of potluck kind in Tohoku, served as rescue rations in the aftermath of 2011 3.11 Tohoku earthquake, became nation-wide popular "B-kyu menu" (B class Quick recipes), bento (original meaning is 'convenience use') item.
So Jappa-needs goods qualifies survival standards for Japanesenpeople.

⭕️Wapanese:
"Japan (lacquered) wares can float over tsunami waves, do not crash or sink like China wares, but 2 expensive in Kansas. Jappa-needs bowls i bought at 100-yen ケ-mart netshop r handy, can zap natto-mucins just leaving em sinkin."

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need a break

it's often used on the coversations between lovers.
when a prick decided to leave for good(whatever) he says he needs a break from the relationship, but the meaning behind this is actually he wants to get rid of u.
it could be used on comments for idiotic questions

eg 1 I need a break from all these, bitch.
eg 2 when somebody ask about what's the color of my thong, i would politely ask them to gimme a break(which means get lost u fucking perv)

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need a haircut

this boy really needs a haircut its always a mess

paul coppock

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