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Cats are not dogs. Dogs are not cats. That should be enough information for you, n00b!
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Awesome animals that kick your asses if you pet them, they FUCKING CHASE Ghosts. Cats are awesome. That reason is the cats are awesome at kicking asses.
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A gay, hedonistic proto-dog. The cat is probably the only untamed domestic animal as it has no need for humans, only uses them in the facilitating of its ritualistic food, sleep, and orgy habits.
The only animal known to man that when talked to, can express the concept "fuck off, fuck off now" without moving a muscle.
The cat will eat you when you die alone in your apartment.
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A feline fluffy creature that has knives for feet, cats meow
Curiousity killed the cat
Person 1: Hey is that your cat?
Person 2: No. That's the fucking demon