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A rope prisoners wear around their neck in the shower to avoid dropping their soap.
I'm going to prison.
Remember to bring your soap necklace
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Cum around a woman's neck resulting from a titty fucking.
After ramming his 10-inch length between her wet tits, he gave her a new pearl necklace.
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When you have sex with a woman that is on her period only to finish with her on her knees. When you ejaculate onto her chest you smear the blood from your hand into the semen to create a "Rusty" color.
She was crazy!!! She was begging me to get kinkier so I gave her a rusty necklace as she moaned that I was the best she ever had
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Piece of meat hanging from a chain.
Save your dinner for later!
Great on the go.
For Kool kids only.
Yoooo dude. What a great chicken necklace. Can I have a bite??
Sure thing man. It’s part of my leftovers from dinner last night
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A technical term used to refer to ejaculated semen on or around a womans face.
"I gave my girlfriend a pearl necklace." Then I fell asleep.
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1.An imaginary necklace worn by males displaying stereotypical female character traits. A potent, invisible talisman that can can only be removed by consuming a cement sandwich.
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2.An imaginary necklace bestowed upon the sole male attendee of a 'Girls night out ". Again, a potent talisman that can lead to the wearer being paid the compliment of presumed gayness.
1. John is flatting with Henry. John has broken up with his girlfriend. John has just spent half of his savings on clothes and shoes that don't fit him,consumed a chocolate cake, gone to the gym for the second time since he joined two years ago and has had a fight with Henry after asking him if he will be home before midnight. John is wearing an ovary necklace.
2. Sebastian and Penelope have been best friends since nursery school. Sebastian has been invited to Penelope's hens night. Sebastian presumed he may get lucky with one of Penelope's friends. Sebastian was wrong as Penelope has secretly let them know she may/may not snog him on her last night as a single woman. Sebastian became privy to conversation usually reserved for the sole knowledge of the female friends. Seeing Sebastian with so many lovely women and not "with" any of them, onlookers throughout the evening presumed he was gay.
Sebastian had been given an ovary necklace.
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A necklace made up of the teeth from one's adversary.
This phrase is primarilly used in Stoke where senseless violence is common place.
Adversary: Hey Matt.
Engineer: Awww stork I'll give yer a pearl necklace (said in a Stokey accent)
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