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Sexy sexy person with a great personality and an amazing ass.
WOWS! Nil is eating all my gum! its fine i love her anyway.
acronym- 'N-word In Livonia'
Livonia Police once used NIL so much over their radios that a citizen picked up on it while listening in on a police scanner. Livonia Police tried to say it meant 'Not In Lein' but their use didn't match up. They stopped saying NIL over the radio and made their police frequency private (even though it complicates communications with surrounding police agencies) and started using 'oh four' instead, which is an old police report numerical code for African Americans. Oh four plug Isa black male and oh four socket is a black female.
"Radio, we've got a NIL on the ditch (I-96) heading east to Detroit".
A tall handsome sexy man who keeps to himself and makes every girl queef, he is intelligent and is so dark and mysterious.
OMG is that Nil?
-Yeah, with his strong biceps
Swag Swedish man with a Big dick, kind and chill af personality. If you know a Nils in your school he is most likely the quiet kid but when you get to know him he is cool af. Unfortunately he gets friend-zoned a lot.
Yo girl dont you love Nils?
Nah not like that, we’re just friends
Probably the most arrogant guy you'll ever meet. Nils typically has a complete lack of self-insight and will blame anyone or anything for problems they have. Never bring a Nils to a party, as he will scare off any potential relations with anyone if he is around you. If you have to bring a Nils anywhere, make sure to keep your distance and treat him like he is your brother and your mother made you take care of him while she was out.
A Nils may be smart, but he only uses his intelligence to bring others down or to make himself look like the smartest person in the room. Usually by shouting, gesticulating, and calling names.
On the bright side, Nils usually stays at home in his mom's apartment playing pool on his Nokia (and sending angry voice messages to people he meets online) and therefore his impact on society is extremely low.
Most Nils' are better off in distant countries where they don't understand his advanced English and his angry and unwarranted debating is seen as cute and because he is there to spend money on cheap beer and apartments the natives will treat him kindly.
-Hey guys, okay if Nils joins us at the party?
-Eh, could you make some excuse? Would rather not have him there, he always gets in a fight or argues with a girl that will eventually blunt a cigarette in his face because he is so disrespectful. And then we have to listen to his whining all night long about how she was sensitive and not willing to discuss women's rights "peacefully" or some stupid shit like that.
The definition of awesomeness in one word
Person 1: Wow those flips were sick!
Person 2: Yeah! They were very Nils!
a "nils" is a person who likes to eat dogshit
ey yo your mom is fat
shut the fuck up your Nils