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A generalized comeback when someone suggests for you to do something. Especially when said something is:
a) obvious
b) your job but you'd rather it not be
Most effectively used when your friend is right but you don't want to give them the gratification of admitting as much.
Friend1: "I really like this girl but I don't know what to do."
Friend2: "Why don't you just ask her out?"
Friend1: "Why don't you?"
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A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.
Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."
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A term used to pass over an unfortunate event; this is traditionally used when your friend's ask about events following the closing a bar.
"Dude, what happened with you and that fat chick after you left?"
"Don't you worry"
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You're mixing X with Y and you don't even know how the Y affect the X and how the X affect the Y
"yo bid'n. Y'all white niggas dun no anythin'. There's a saying in ma community You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor"
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Idiom to not worry about something. Literally comes from the desire that someone not secrete a button about the problem, because that would be really painful.
Hey, I'll take care of updating all the paperwork. Don't you sweat a button.
Used as an exclamation against those who seek to take the moral highground and pass judgement, when they have no such right to pass judgement
(random person living life of quiet desperation): "that is sick that you fucked your sister"
(God's lonely man): "Don't you judge me!"
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used for emphasis on don't you dare. really makes my heart happy and sounds great
don't you darn dare do that.
don't you darn dare!