Coal Top

A brunette

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

Cow topping

The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.

When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.

Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.

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top bud

One's closest or favourite friend; a person's best friend.

I got out my bed at 2 in the morning to go and pick my top bud up from town. That's what besties are for.

Service Top

Someone who is a top in bed but likes to service the other person (mostly only doing things for the other persons pleasure ) rather then dominating them

“So I got laid the other night”
“Nice, where they any good?”
“Yeah they were a total service top, they took really good care of me and made sure I liked every second of it”

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TOP

A short reference to either LAPTOP or PALMTOP computers.

Damn, shoulda brought mah TOP so I could check the email out here!

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Green Top

When you live in dirt house for so long that it grows grass on the top. This is known as the Green Top. No matter what you do NOT grow crops on top of the Green Top. A good compliment to the Green Top is the one by one wheat seed , but never on top.

"Bruh you swear it was only for one nighf but not only do you got the green top, you got the 1 by 1 wheat seed."

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Top

a term used to denote a person who sells marijuana.

John is the top that all the guys went to in order to obtain weed.

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