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The name truck drivers give to the guy that is probably at home screwing their wife while they are out on the road.
Man, I had been on the road for over two weeks, and when I got home I was totally expecting to walk up on Big Dick Dexter in my bedroom with my old lady.
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Dexter School is an all boys school in Brookline MA, running from pre-kindergarten through high school. This superb institution prepares students for a variety of prestigious new england preperatory schools and Ivy league universities. The school implements a coat and tie dress code for all students fifth grade and above, and a collared shirt for those in the lower grades, allowing for students to achieve a sense of style and class. Graduates of Dexter leave the institution with a superior education and the distinct knowledge that they, in fact, are better than you. The Dexter School has rivals such as Fen, Fessenden, and Fay, and Park, but these inferior schools do not hold a candle to the radiant brilliance that is The Dexter School for Boys. Dexter has produced many famous leaders such as John F. Kennedy. A sister school by the name of Southfield resides on the same campus.
Dexter School for Boys in Brookline, MA
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A black cat that plays mad libs for 6 hours at a time and plays pubg mobile in school
A black cat that does mad libs for 6 hours at a time and plays pubg mobile in school
Dexter Page-et is gay
When the shy Caucasian male that no one talks to turns out to be packing a whole meat sandwich.
Tiffany: Eww, Tommy’s so gross
Emma: You’re right… but what if he’s packing
Tiffany: No way. Just look at him
Emma: But what about the Point Dexter Paradigm?
a name describing the act of when the cutest Boston terrier that ever lived comes up while your laying and drags his body spread out across your chest up your body and tries to drag his dog penis and balls across your face....Cause he LOVES YOU. :)
"I was laying on your couch, and your dog came up and drug his dog nuts across my chin and they skitched my lips!!! AAAAHHH!!!
"Thats my D BAG DEXTER. Good boy, you deserve a treat!
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One of HP Lovecraft's longest stories, and my personal favorite by him. Contains one of the best lines ever:
"Shoot Dr. Allen on sight and dissolve his body in acid. Don't burn it."
If you liked other Lovecraft stuff, don't miss this one!
The Case of Charles Dexter Ward is a weird, trippy, intriguing story.
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