i'd hit that with the lights on

that person is so fucking hott!

he's so gogreous i'd hit that with the lights on, no need to turn the lights out!

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I'd throw it in her

Phrase used to describe a man's desire to have intercourse with a woman.

Yo mama is one fine piece o' black ass. I'd throw it in her, in da poopchute!

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I'd tap that anyday

like tapping it except anyday or time of any givin amount of time

A: "Damn hannahs got a nice ass"
C: "fuck yea. I'd tap that anyday"

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I'd stick it in the pooper

What you say when you see a bangin girl and you nudge your buddy basically to tell him that you'd bang the shit out of her. But not always in the pooper, it's just an expression.

I love going to high school games, so many young girls, see that one, yea I'd stick it in the pooper.

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I'd tap that again

Variant of "I'd tap that." With "again" added, it is implied that I've already tapped that before. Almost never plausible.

Person 1: Holy shit, did you see Britney's new video?

Person 2: Yeah... I guess I'd tap that again.

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i'd do it on a wednesday

Phrase implying a girl is beautiful. One you wouldn't just hit it drunk as shit at 3am on a weekend, but even would hit it soberly on a Wednesday.

Damn that girl is gorgeous. I'd do it on a Wednesday.

I'd rather be soap

Meaning: I'd rather be dead or I feel terrible.
Origin: Comes from the John Wayne movie true grit. Some horses were going to be sold to somebody to be made into soap, instead the characters buy the horses and ride them until they die. Instead of being rode until they died, they probably would have rather been soap.

Becky: How's work going today?
Lee: I'd rather be soap...

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