Stress Sack

A baggie full of fake or really bad weed sold to ignorant kids in the suburbs. When smoked, causes nothing but stress cuz you won't get blazed.

Don't give me that cheap stress sack, give me the real weed.

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stress bunny

A person usually female who overreacts to everyday situations or stays in a hyper stressed state most of the time. Commonly very excited, vocal and animated with a calamitous attitude.

Wow it was a parking ticket, not the end of the world, what a stress bunny!!

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Stress Hole

A person or object that is so inept and churlish that it causes one an immense amount of stress. Usually a coworker who takes zero responsibility for any wrong doing while blaming others, and at the same time taking credit for work that he or she did not produce.

Dan: Yeah I know, I know, yeah you put that number in the wrong place and that's why the entire system crashed
You: What? I did not put that there, you did
Dan: Yeah I know, I know, but it was still your fault
You: Stop being a stress hole, you are giving me diabetes

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Stress pinata

A person who is subject of a verbal lashing for no reason at all by a individual who is stressed out.

Man! I don't know why the boss is using me as a Stress pinata!!

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Stress molecules

Figment molecules that are created by stress within your body, and usually reside within the stomach, neck, or head. They can be reduced through exercise, gorging on comfort food, drinking, sex,or dancing 'it' out.

1. I have acquired a lot stress molecules lately. Therefore, I am gorging myself on ice cream and beer.

2. He has filled my last stress molecule today!

3. Phil: Hey Jane what's wrong?

Jane: I've got a lot of stress molecules building up because of work :(

Phil: Do you want to dance 'it' out?

Jane: Hellz yeah! :)

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poop stress

When you really have to poop, but there is no restroom available. Often encountered when living with multiple people in a one bathroom home. May or may not be accompanied by prairie dogging.

"Where's Scott?"
"I think he's sick."
"Probably just a little poop stress."

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stress mess

A person who is so thoroughly stressed out that they have just let themselves go.

Often looks crazy, tired, frumpy, and on edge for seemingly no reason. May also be prone to fits of crying and curling up in a ball.

Don't try talking to Jessica. She's been studying for finals all week and is a total stress mess.

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