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In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.
You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.
Commonly associated with nothing, since he has never been there for you, which is why you are a little turd.
Was that your dad? Nevermind, just some air floating around.
He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player
Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*
your dad that left you for the milk, at a young age
"Hey is that your dad from 15 years ago"?
The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.
See also: your mom
Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!