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(four girls in a bikini with big tits walks into Rob's house and he is pure and loves god)
Rob: oh shit OH GOD FUCK NO WAIT FUCK GOD NO AHH HELP IM GONNA GET FUCKING RAPED HELP FUCK NO PLEASE HELP NO, NO, NOOO- (Rob breaks out of his bedroom's window and escapes the hoeslut thot girls)
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A way of exclaiming something or simply being surprised by someone's bravery, usually used by the youngest of a friendship group.
Jin: /eats something incredibly spicy
Jungkook: Oh man holy shit!
Everyone else: DON'T SWEAR CHILD
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An expression of extreme dismay, or shock
Jed: "Your mother-in-law was just killed when she drove off a cliff."
Red: "Um hmmm."
Jed: "She was driving your 2006 custom dually Dodge 4WD Mega Cab Cummins Turbo Diesel."
Red: "Shit oh fuckin dear!"
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what you think when your mother types p into the url box and you realize you forgot incognito mode
OH GOD FUCK SHIT SHIT
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The split second after you've said something that you really shouldn't have said, and realise that you shouldn't have said it.
an example of the oh-shit! moment = "those jeans make your thighs look fat" ... oh shit...
A phrase only uttered when a human being is having a near death or serious experience. The hamster will be summoned and will fly in its hamster wheel until death this is a warning sign of what to come.
any last words?
oh shit get the hamster
oh fuck the police are on to us
Bye hamster
When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.
Matt: damn...
Mark: what?
Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...
Mark: what'd it say?
Matt: You don't want to know...