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A small town located in the lower heart of PA, this small shit hole consists of nothing better to do than party with high school kids and have sex with underage high school girls. Very populated with rednecks, hill billies, with a slight mix of pot heads living on Pitt Street located downtown. Bedford has a huge shopping center that includes a Mcdonalds, AT&T store, and the smallest wal-mart in the US. You wont find anything new or interesting here, because as stated before Bedford is a shit hole cares about is living in the past with remodeling the Bedford Springs, so rich assholes can go play some golf and enjoy the wonderous woodlands of bedford.
Bedford Pa
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A place I live very, very close to. A place I have had to go to take piss tests. A place I have had to work shit, low wage jobs in. I am very, very white and I have nothing against hispanics or blacks. They are fine. What people don't like about Allentown is that it is filled to the brim with drugs and assholes.
Billy Joel wrote a song about it too. But he has much better songs (none of which are on any of his 'greatest hits')...
White guy: Allentown PA is disgusting. Needles in the street, people getting shot, etc... And there's only 150,000 people in the fucking city!!! What a waste.
White guy #2: Well yeah, it's obvious why. A crack rock in New York that sells for $5 can sell for up to $25 here so why the fuck would those dickheads NOT flood the streets with it?
Wigger from Northampton, Nazareth, etc....: Say word son!?! I'm-a hop in da whip and head down to A-town to score some dope so I can be cool like all the scum sucking assholes who live off youse guyses taxes.
Intellegent Black guy (to wigger): Lousey Ignorant Fuck!!!
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Small suburban town in Northeastern Pennsylvania right outside of Wilkes-Barre. Named after this dude Alexander Dallas back in 1817. Home of the Dallas shopping center, Bernie's Pizza, Ranch Wagon, and College Misericordia. Known as the part of the "Back Mountain" area of the Wyoming Valley. Notable people from Dallas include former Football Pro and current Defensive coordinator of the San Francisco 49ers Greg Manusky, convicted criminal Hugo Selenski, street artists "Troph", and "Dever", and band members of the noise rock band "An Albatross". 1964 Oscar nominee Lee Tracy lived here for many years and is buried in Shavertown at the Evergreen Cemetary.
Like I said...Dallas, PA, you wild.
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When you do or say something really gay by accident.
He committed a real maux pas when he yelled, "Hey bro, could you come over here and grab these balls for me?
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An incredibly incestuous redneck shithole in the gem of Pennsylvania, Carbon County. It's named after some asshole who destroyed the environment to get some sunscreen metal. In this town, children average 6 and a half feet tall due to genetic mutations caused by generations of inbreeding. It is most notable for the disturbing lack of any other ethnic group, because pretty much everyone there is legitimately racist. However, despite intense homophobia, people also are immensely gay at the same time and highly enjoy drugs and normie memes.
Some Guy: Hey, Dave, wanna go to Palmerton?
Dave: No thanks I like not being the only one who isn't fucking my sister.
In Palmerton, PA Spics, Chinks, and Queers are about as scarce as a relationship that isn't between two first cousins.
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A protusion of subcutaneous fat below the umbilicus and above the pubic area, often seen peeking out between ones pants and the bottom of a short shirt. It is an acronym for Fat Upper Pussy Area, although the term can be used to describe members of either gender.
Cindy's friend: "I wouldn't eat that donut Cindy, you should have your finger for dessert instead"
Cindy: "What? Why?"
Cindy's friend: "Look at that fu-pa. It must get cold hanging out of your shirt all day"
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A town located in Beaver Pennsylvania that most of the people in there have zeropotential and you can find heroin needle is outside your local Big Lots , it's mostly dead as fuck unless you got some good marijuana ,and alcohol the pigs are always out jacking people for no reason , there's a lot of dumb people and crack heads , the only other way to pass time with out drugs or drank is to skate , chill at the o.g plug crib (Sheetz) , have a fire in the woods ,walk around (<---still beat ) or go to the art bridge , these days you can find most kids inside playing videogames or posting about there fortnite wins , there are a good 3 woods that are decent to explore but nobody ever does to it's ideal stoner smoke spot , there are to many fakes , bums , bassheads in Rochester , the school (Rochester area school district ) is the worst school district in Beaver county where teachers are dick heads to kids (s/o to the like 4 o.g teachers that are dope) ,all high schoolers think there hard , an over load of drama between everyone ,and to many posers , if your thinking about moving to Rochester p,a don't youll be wasting a lot of time!
"Rochester ,pa is so beat"
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