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The unruly part of one's pubic hair that fluffs out of her bikini bottoms.
Tiffany: "Damn, what's up with the snatch patch?"
Amber: "I, like, totally forgot to shave this morning."
A "Cactus Patch" describes the regrowth of pubic hair on the male or female genitalia. Generally speaking, the "Cactus Patch" occurs one to three days after pubic hair is shaved with a razor.
Encountering a "Cactus Patch" during sexual intercourse can make for a very unpleasant and irritating sexual experience.
"Dude, I got with Stephanie last night and now my junk is all irritated. She was sporting the cactus patch."
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When a whole line (or bathroom) of stalls is filled with men getting blumpkins.
"Were you at the party last night dude? Super epic blumpkin patch."
"No way, who had the biggest blumpkin?"
"Steve planted a massive one."
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the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.
look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.
damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.
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Female genitals. As said by Brian..Mark and Brian of KLOS radio in Los Angeles
That girl has a fine swamp patch...she shaves it into the shape of a heart.
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"Put your names on these because sharing a protective cup is how you get Crabs. And trust me, you don't want to spend your Sunday afternoon picking through your pumpkin patch with a little comb."
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When you have a period and a shit simultaneously in to a glass jar, before drinking it, making a browny red moustache covering your lip
Me talking to my wife:
Hey nice mud patch babe, wanna do the pigeon?
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