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Specifically, the immunizations portion of the “assembly line” at a USMC reception battalion. It is know as the “peanut butter shot” in the buttocks. It practically brings men to their knees and nearly brought other men to tears. Victims are told to sit on it and rock back and forth to even out the substance in their ass.
I got that peanut butter shot too. It hurt like a mother!
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When a friend/ex friend takes a shit in your penut butter. They then sir it up, and leave it alone until you decided to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwitch.
Ron: God.. this sandwich tastes your nipples baby.. rawr
Wife: Dammit Ron, i gave you a Peanut Butter Poopwich
Ron: I didn't eat the crust do you want that back
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A baby covered in peanut butter
Wow that peanut butter baby is the best thing I've ever seen
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When having anal sex with a fat chick, you pull your dick out and you fill her belly button with the shit stuck to your dick.
So I'm slammin it in her soupbean and I consider going for the pink sock, but since I work for her dad, I decided to just give her The Peanut Butter Cup instead.
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When you spread peanut butter on the tip of the penis, then have someone of the same or opposite sex suck you dry. Yum!
I would really love a peanut butter bj
right about now.
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The act of smearing peanut butter (usually extra crunchy) onto ones penis and inserting it into a partners anus.
"Damn, south korean girls just love a peanut butter butthole."
"Hey Jimmy did you pick up that girl at the bar last night? Hell yea I slurped up that peanut butter butthole,extra crunchy."
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A pimp that can get anyone that he or she pleases because they have sticky fingaz.
1.I know you don't want to be with me because everyone tells you that I'm a peanut butter pimp.
2. Any girl that I see can't help but get stuck on me because I'm a peanut butter pimp.
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