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Reference to the cult classic movie "Napoleon Dynamite". Pedro, a quiet Mexican immigrant kid, is running for high school student body president. As part of his campaign, he distributes T-shits with "Vote for Pedro" printed accross the front.
Vote for Pedro, and all your wildest dreams will come true.
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The most dominant pitcher of his era, and one of the most dominant pitchers of all time. He'll blow a 93mph fast ball by you with one pitch, then laugh at you as you wiff on his 12mph change up. He's also one of the funniest and fearless players in the majors. He won't back down from anybody, not even an angry whale (see Don Zimmer)
Expos fan: "Man, I miss being able to go to the Big O and watch Pedro Martinez."
Red Sox fan: "I understand what you mean, I used to masturbate to him from on top of the green monster when he was on the mound."
Mets fan: "I wish he was still as good as he was when he played for you guys."
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Pedro's Army is a group of people who met on Tumblr after reading a Starship fanfiction named Learning to Dance. Members of Pedro's Army are often seen hanging out on their TinyChat and talking about LTD.
'hey, did you read Karri's new chapter?'
'OHMYGOD, MY TEARS!'
'Are you coming to the Pedro's Army Tinychat?'
'I'LL BE THERE JUST AS SOON AS I'VE FINISHED CRYING OVER THIS CHAPTER!'
The daddiest of the daddy's a fine man
Hey look over there he so pedro pascal
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A female that wipes their ass backwards getting shit in their pussy. AKA the crack hoe whipe.
When I pulled down Sarah's panties, I seen she had given herself a dirty pedro.
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The act of being creepy and acting like a donkey who annoys everyone around him.
When I saw judy with that older man I laughed out loud and yelled, hey I that pedro folio
Type of kid to steal KFC chicken drum sticks.
Every Pedro Guerrero is from Compton.
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