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To lie across an object with arms by your side in an attempt to look like a straight piece of wood
i.e a plank
you must also take a photo of it!
Steve: Hey did you see that photo on facebook of John lying on the top of a ladder?
Joe: What like planking?
Steve: Yeah. It was awesome
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a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere
new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank
"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"
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A guitar - especially of the Telecaster variety, which literally is a plank (well, almost anyway)
- Bro', grab your plank, fire up the amp, plug in, and lets jam 'til our fingers bleed!
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the competitive sport of "active lying down", with its origins in Australia, though it has quickly spread to much of the Western World. The sport is played by plankers, who are typically hardcore, thrill-seeking hombres with a passion for lying down and keeping still.
Planking involves plankers, who lie face-down, with their arms to the side whilst having their picture taken. It is especially popular to plank in public or humourous places.
Often "planking pictures" are uploaded to facebook to bring joy to the people.
But the planking has become more than the act of lying down in front of a camera. For whatever reason, this simple act has induced a moral panic. Policemen and Politicitians are anti-planking. The Australian ranga PM is an anti-planker. She is also female.
Planking has become an idea. No policitian or policeman can tell a planker not to plank. It is the new punk movement. But more fun and planker. Haters keep hating, plankers keep planking.
Old mate 1: "hey big dog, what did you get up to on the weekend?"
Old mate 2: "hi big rocks. good weekend man. just went planking. just planked on the harbour bridge. no biggie."
Old mate 1: "you must be getting all the ladies after that dude."
Old mate 2: "ladies love a planker."
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- That chick is a real knockout!
- Too bad she didn't grow any knockers...
- Yeah, she's a plank.
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Parkour for people who cannot run very fast. Instead of running about public places and doing silly flips, you lay down.
Guy 1 is awkwardly laying on a statue
Guy 2: What are you doing up there?
Guy 1: I'm planking.
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Planking new internet craze which involves a person lying face down, stiff as a board with arms at your side, in unusual places and then having someone to take a photo of you and post it on the web.
Nate Shaw, 20, from Gladstone, told Nine News: "I want to become the best planker there is"
Guy: PLANKING OH YEA
*Guy lies on police car*
Police: YOUR UNDER ARREST CUNT
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