PORCH MONKEY

PORCH MONKEY(s): a person/group of people sitting on a porch conversating talking loud.

GUY:I wonder whats going on over there?

GIRL: I dont know...but they sure are loud

GUY: YEA AND THEY MUST BE DRINKING!! ACTING LIKE A BUNCH OF "PORCH MONKEYS"

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Back porch

A women’s asshole.

I blew my load in Wanda’s back porch and laughed my ass off!

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Porch Dolphin

Someone annoying who ignorantly talks via the internet on any topic that deals with political correctness.

Look at all these Porch Dolphins sitting at home on Facebook.

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porch dick

A guy who sits on a porch and acts like a dick.

Hey, did you see that guy sitting on his porch and acting like a complete douchebag? What a porch dick!

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porch apocalypse

When the weather starts to get warm people start having house parties and inevitably too many dorks wander out onto their balcony and the damn thing collapses and people die.

Quoted from Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, web author.

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Porch Fratting

The act of broing out in the company of bros on the front lawn and or porch of a fraternity house. Activities include sitting, bags (cornhole), football throwing, frisbee, listening to music and hanging out with ladies. A strict dress code is enforced. Shorts are required to be no longer than the tops of the knee and may not have cargo pockets. Collard polos are not required however advisable. Accessories include items such as; boat shoes, ray-bans, frat-strap (croakie), and any other nautical themed items. The easiest way to produce an acceptable music playlist is to use the itunes genius and start with any Jack Johnson or Dave Matthew's song.

Hey bro, why don't you call up the ladies we're all getting ready to go porch fratting. I'm gonna be a sec because I'm not looking to frat it up without my new polo and sperrys.

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Porch Gorilla

Noun- A fat person of the negro race sitting on front porch drinking grape soda, hennesy, eating watermelons while subjecting other porch monkeys to eating bananas. Can be found, rarely, in albino colors most often in trailer parks.

Noun-A disgustingly fat black person.

Noun-A fat person preferably a negro.

See also porch monkey

1."Man dude I almost crap myself when I drove by a band of Porch Gorillas the other day."

2."Look at that Chunky Porch Gorilla there."

3."Hey look a porch monkey!"
"That's no porch monkey, that's a porch gorilla!"

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