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Portland studies is when you try and have a basic conversation, but everything has to be filtered because everything is offensive.
"I'm sorry, did you just say your day was crazy? No. Crazy isn't something you should being saying. Ever. This is basic Portland Studies"
"What do you mean by native plant? We say indigenous lettuce. Native plants have very offensive connotations. Read dude. Portland studies."
"To say New Yorkers are fast talkers is slightly xenophobic, be careful with that. Oh, you're from California? Fuck California. We hate all Californians in Portland. Chapter one, Portland studies."
The act of ejaculating into a lover's armpit hair and letting it dry and get crusty. Then munching on it like dry ramen.
First usage 2018, Paul, Mayo, and Aaron
Did you seriously have Portland Noodles today?
The single worst football (soccer) team in the entire universe. Stole their one and only MLS cup, always lose, and have shitty fans that are a bunch of tattooed queers who drink too much toilet-made beer and everyone thinks are obnoxious as shit. They once lost to an amateur team. Their stadium is a baseball stadium. Their coach Savarese has an insanely punchable face, and every time I see someone wearing a Portland Timbers shirt, I’m vehemently offended. Fuck them and their damn owner. To be fair, the city is all right, but their football (soccer) team can go to hell.
Bruh did you go to the Portland Timbers game last night?
Nah man. what happened?
They got smacked by the Seattle Sounders 10-0.
Bruh I’m not surprised. Seattle is clearly better.
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A sexy place in southern maine where all the jocks and preps live...where the maine mall is.
OMG...did you go to the mall today?
yeaa...south portland was awesome so many jocks were there!!
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This sexual act is only for the serious ho. This is the Portland Doubledriver with a classic finish.
It begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.
A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her pussy, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her cunt. Then the cock is completely pulled out. He then her spits on her butthole, aims his cock straight down again, and drives it into her ass. This process is repeated back and forth from ass to cunt. When he is ready to bust his nut he then spits in her mouth, takes out his dirty poop and puss covered stick, and drops it all the way down in her mouth to the back of her throat. The skank gets a quadruple dose of cunt, ass, spit & sperm. The ultimate humiliation.
I guess self-esteem is not an issue with Sally. I gave her the Portland Tripledriver last week and she's still speaking to me. What a dirty skank!
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The Portland Timbers are a soccer team from the quaint inland village of Portland which resides near the mouth of the Colombia River in the Oregon Territory.
Know for their lack of finishing skills, The Timbers are the known as the perpetual bit*h of both the Seattle Sounders and Vancouver Whitecaps. 2011 will mark the Timbers integration with the fashionable MLS soccer league of the glorious USA.
2006 was a very disappointing season for many reasons for the Portland Timbers, and their fans. The team finishing tied for last in the table with a franchise worst 7-15-6 (27 points) record, the Offensive production was last in the league as the club only netted 25 goals, and the Timbers lost their derby with heated rival Seattle Sounders.
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Metropolis of Maine, envy of Boregon. which is the land of rain and suicide
Passport required for entry unless you're a Catholic Charities refugee. (a 3rd world immigrant who knows 2 English words, welfare and lawyer)
Large GLBTGQ liberal population, larger redneck hick 4x4 population that resents the 1st group.
Only True Blue Occupy group, as in Wall St, (in Portland aka Lincoln Park ) living in tents in 10 degree weather, bolstered by the largest homeless transient preggo (eyetalian for knocked up) teen population east of the Mississippi.
City Council form of government with City Manager & Mayor so Portlanders get double raped on taxation.
City full of lawyers and actors working as busboys and waiters. Portland has more restaurants per capita than any American city and the most grease clogged sewers and arteries in America.
Meet Truly Dynamic Women (Fat chicks whom even lesbians won't date) who don't shave or bathe, wear tats on their twats and pins in their shins.
Come for the day, but leave before dark.
Portland, Maine
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