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commando pro

perk in cod mw2 that lets you jump off stuff without busting your ass. if you didn't know that your a n00b or don't play the game, in which case you wouldn't need to know this anyway and you just wasted your time like some asshole.

You "Bye mom, I'm going out"
Mom "Where are you going?"
You "In the alley behind walmart to shoot some heroine"
Mom "WHAT? No mister you're staying home!"
You "But moooooomm! All of my friends do it!"
Mom "If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?
You "Yea, if I was using commando pro."
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Bob "How did Mark die again?"
Jim "He got really wasted and jumped off the 17th story in his apartment building. He thought he was in modern warfare 2 and was using commando pro."
Bob "He was probably using steady aim."

by thekillingspree69 March 28, 2010

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Pro-Milf

Exceeding the level of milf, it is far beyond your expectations. Its someone with ginormous tits and ass and who loves dick whenever its offered. She tends to be a science teacher who flashes her boobs whenever she can at anyone. She wears HUGE fake finger nails and scratches her huge ass cleavage. She puts her nudes on a projector so the class can see.

Student 1: Look at that PRO-MILF!!!!
Student 2: Who the teacher?!?
Student 3: Yeah!!! Look at those HUGE TITS AND ASS!!!
Student 1: Is she flashing her tits this way.
PRO-MILF: Hey boys... You want me to show you biology?
Student 2: HELL YEAH!!!

by Horny kid November 14, 2016


pro-boy

Pro-boys short for proletariat boys.
An anti school subculture which will have formed naturally. This mainly occurs in boys because they produce ‘laddish’ behaviour. In the anti school subculture, the pro boys usually believe they are more superior than those around them and may also achieve status among their peers by displaying their academic abilities.

Alfie Russo : *acts like the main character*
Person : “omg Alfie Russo is such a pro-boy”

or

Alfie Russo : * walks past*
Person : “here comes Alfie the pro-boy”

by Assy K March 11, 2021


pro qual

(pro - KWOLL) adj. - Used to describe anything that is not only gnarly, sick, tight, rad, or far out, but also polished or perfected beyond the norm for the context in which it appears; AND/OR items of unordinarily high durability or performance. May be used as an adverb akin to "mad" or "extremely", but only when the adjective it qualifies refers to something that could be described as pro qual. When used as an adverb, it can come after the word is modifies if doing so makes it the last word in a phrase.

Noice, dude, that move was pro qual!

Sheeeit, this wrench is pro qual.

Did you see the star wars fan film that one guy made? It was pro qual slick.

That last set was the joint pro qual, man.

by ill jasper November 2, 2011


fux pro

so pro that you can't even imagine

New001 has killed you.
You: WTF?! HP??
New001: Full

You: FUX PROOO!!!!

by FUX PRO June 6, 2010


Pro Shop

when you find something, usually athletic gear specifically official team apparel in a gymnasium or elsewhere and you take it, you say you got it at the pro-shop.

-origin: ECSU

-yo, where the fuck did you get a women's basketball practice jersey?

-haha, got it at the pro shop nigga.

by burnaplegend December 18, 2011


pro club

The shirt to buy
These shirts are heavyweight, thick, and comes in an assortment of colors and sizes(regular or tall)
Made for 'casual' wear
Pro club also sells long sleeve, thermals, sweaters, etc.

Very popular in the L.A. area

Dude: Hold up, I need to get my pro club.

by man with the flow January 11, 2006

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