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Slang used by people who really hate working out. like the "witness protection program"
Woman: "Hey Sally, wanna come with me to the gym?
Sally: "No thanks. I'm in the fitness neglection program."
A place frequented by Niggers. They are held there to protect them from members of radical races. Although Due to the build up of so many Niggers it is no longer a safe place.
AKA: Prison
Man 1: Man, If I see that Nigger that stole my car I'll kill that black sum' bitch.
Man 2: Yeah he's lucky he's in the Nigger Protection Program!
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Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.
Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?
Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.
Molly- How would you know?
Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!
Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?
Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.
(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).
Molly- You are going to need this number.
Conrad- Who's this?
Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
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Any program that is better than WinPCap
No generic program can be as bad as WinPCap!
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Biologically programmed- (women)
A blanket term meant to absolve women of all responsibility for being sex obsessed, hormonal, needly, clingy, crazy, irrational, borderline retarded sacks of estrogen filled shit. Basically, it states that since women only ovulate for approximately twenty years and produce two eggs a month in that time period, they are on a sacred mission to find the perfect sperm to fulfill their quest to produce hellish little offspring. This thereby gives them license to act like a total bitch towards other women (since every guy could potentially be "the one") and to be suspicious and skeptical towards men until they prove beyond a shadow of a female doubt (like a doubt, but with a pea brain) that he finds them "special" and "likes them for who they are" and "likes me and only me". This justifies their incessant calling, their tyrannical demands for time and attention and their self centered insistence that the man "have the means to provide for the offspring", since they have to be "certain" of their decision since their egg is so fucking precious it makes a Faberge egg look like a decoder ring at the bottom of a box of Cheerios.
It's not her fault man, she's biologically programmed as a woman to get attached if you fuck her good a couple times.
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A badly made program which frustrates people and causes inconvenience even when not using it.
Battle.net launches updates while playing another game, what a piece of shit program, uninstall!
A program invented by reprehensible human beings to exploit those who are vulnerable and extort from struggling families.
Infinite Light is the so-called power to see without eyes. It serves as a coping mechanism by ignoring modern day problems and teaches infinite light children to be fucking DUMB
fuck the infinite light program