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A breakfast containing little or no nutritional value, namely a cup of black coffee and two cigarettes.
He was in a rush, so settled for a Prostitute's Breakfast.
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a shame prostitute is an individual, usually a friend, who one hires or in some other way compensates to act as that person's significant other.
similar to a beard. however, proving or one's sexual orientation is not the purpose of the shame prostitute. the shame prostitute's sole purpose is to deflect the feelings of shame that one feels at not actually having a significant other in their life by friends and family.
shame prostitutes are very useful during weddings and holidays.
Girl: Allie, I heard you were going with Ben to his brother's wedding this weekend.
Allie: Yeah. I'm his shame prostitute.
A prostitute who has a beard
Matt: Did you see that one prostitute?
Bill: You mean the goat one?
Matt: Yeah, she was one goat prostitute.
A mad lady who likes to have sex in water or with trees in the winter . Better watch out for these, might get harassed.
“That Jess is such a watery prostitute” said Tamzin
The book of rules and rights of a prostitute.
When asked if she could give a "handy", Cindy checked her Prostitution Constitution.
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Someone who eats disgusting things for money
Chris: Hey Jon, I'll give you five bucks to eat these pig placentas
Jon: No way man I'm not a food prostitute
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The act of receiving pancakes as payment for sexual favors instead of cash.
Most common and preferred pancakes come from the International House of Pancakes (IHOP)
Man: "Hey sexy, I'll give you $20 if you give me a bj"
Women: "I don't want your money, I'm a pancake prostitute take me to IHOP for a short stack and you've got yourself a deal."
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