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...did not my writings produce me some SOLID PUDDING, the great deficiency of praise would have quite discouraged me.
- Benjamin Franklin, The Way to Wealth (1758)
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If you make it at 4 in the morning, then you have lost control of your life.
Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It's 4 o'clock in the morning, why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I've lost control of my life.
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When you hate yourself so much that you mix vanilla yogurt and cream of mushroom and eat it like the garbage you are
Hey. I’ve been feeling down. I think I’ll just make some mushroom pudding
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A large and steamy bowel evacuation or diarrhea that because of gravity drops into toilet water causing water to splash directly on the taint and butt cheeks.
After those burritos I ran to the bathroom and was drenched by a steamy pudding plop.
Someone who is not cool or up with the times,usually a 18-25 yr old male that is still a virgin but still talks about whacking it everynite cause he's clueless on how to nail some snatch!
That dude chris is such a pud whacker,he couldn't get laid in a 10.00 whore house!
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The state of a slut's vagina; especially one that has been railed constantly so their chatch has lost all tightness, an its feeling and texture resemble that of pudding.
-"Yo dude how was she?"
-"Aweful bro, bitch had pudding vagina"
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An ass that jiggles and wiggles like a snake with bad diarrhea
'The stank booty is a total pudding ass'